Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play.
Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A: To keep his wigwam.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their AGE
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such fowl language.
Q: What is the Turkey’s favorite Black Tie Celebration?
A: The Butter Ball
Q: How does a Turkey drink her wine?
A: In a gobble –let
Q: Did you hear about the X- Rated Turkey?
A: It’s served with very little dressing
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